European Americans On Their Way To Bed Bath And Beyond

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Interior Mom's Car. Day. Dad's driving. Mom's in passenger seat. Jackson and Donovan are in the back.

DONOVAN (loud): Why I'm White!?

JACKSON (leaning over toward Donovan and talking with his hands in an explanatory tone): Donovan, you're EUROPEAN AMERICAN.

DONOVAN (looking confused): I'm not a peein' American!

JACKSON: No, I said EUR-O-PE-AN American.

DONOVAN (pausing to think): You're a WHAT?!

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