Child Labor

Donovan here. Lately, I've noticed a trend. All of the games Mom and Dad want to play involve some sort of chore. Like "Floor Cleaners" or "Laundry Switchers" or, my least favorite, "South Asian Sweatshop."

Today, it was "The Outside Guys." Sounded like fun. At first. But as the afternoon progressed, I noticed a trend.

First, it was sweeping...



Then, it was washing the car...



As you may have noticed (though it took me a little while): I'm the only one working.

Every time I'd turn around, Mr. Goof Ball was doing something like this...



So, as of now, I'm putting in for a raise: I want the big bedroom; I want the better car seat in Dad's car; And I want Jackson to stop calling me Chap Stick. I understand when he calls me "Cheeks" because, well, I've got big cheeks. I get that. Not exactly Seinfeld clever, but it makes sense.

But Chap Stick? I mean, c'mon. What does that even mean?